A sardonic critic reviews movies and TV shows from his childhood and adulthood.
He remembers it so YOU don't have to!
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Did You Know?
Although the Critic frequently mocks Michael Bay
and his movies, the very first review that he ever released was of Bay's first Transformers
(2007) film in July 2007, a movie that he ironically seemed to enjoy. See more
A Bat... Credit Card?... They gave him a Bat... Credit Card? They had the BALLS... to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time... A bat... credit card? NOOO! NOOO! Does not compute! Does not compute!
Starting with the Battlefield Earth review, the worst line from the movie/movies reviewed is repeated over the Channel Awesome logo. See more
The Review Must Go On
(Theme music: 2013-present)
Written by Doug Walker
Orchestrated by Michael Schiciano
(as Michael 'Skitch' Schiciano) See more